every night when my gf strokes my peanus i laugh at her cause lol shes touchin a dudewang, thats so gay. “your gay” i say to her “your literally so gay, touchin mandong. thats what gay dudes do.” haha. ive been single for 3 years
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are