three words that describe me
r u… a worm
long, wiggly and ready to get squiggly
(via volcorn)
three words that describe me
r u… a worm
long, wiggly and ready to get squiggly
(via volcorn)
ONE WEEK UNTIL WE BECOME LOUDER THAN GODS REVOLVER AND TWICE AS SHINY
(via madnissneverclean)
(Source: miniwixoide, via thebootydiaries)
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
Jack Black always goes this hard.
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daughters breathe and moms are like you’re ugly and everything you do is wrong
(via averagefairy)
seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing
john mulaney dies in infinity war
(via averagefairy)
i’m one of those animals from an ol fable who thinks the moon is in a pot of water or some dumb shit
(via averagefairy)
You have to get in line sweetie there are many of us.