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eelpatrickharris:

ghosts-who-deduct:

songsofseparation:

three words that describe me

r u… a worm

long, wiggly and ready to get squiggly

(via volcorn)

coral:

I dream about you and hope you’re happy.

(via uptional)

vampireapologist:

ONE WEEK UNTIL WE BECOME LOUDER THAN GODS REVOLVER AND TWICE AS SHINY

(via madnissneverclean)

ask-grabor-3:

pissbong:

destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

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Jack Black always goes this hard.

(via strompilto)

uh-dorable:
“ How could I possibly choose
”

uh-dorable:

How could I possibly choose

(Source: opallbeifong, via thebootydiaries)

goldbutch:

daughters breathe and moms are like you’re ugly and everything you do is wrong

(via averagefairy)

donkamatic:

donkamatic:

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

john mulaney dies in infinity war

(via averagefairy)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m one of those animals from an ol fable who thinks the moon is in a pot of water or some dumb shit

(via averagefairy)

elliotwllick:

basically me.

(via dexterscreencaps)

clown-bait:

Me on a ghost hunt.

(Source: heythereghouls, via pennywises-cum-dumpster)

Anonymous asked: I need bill to choke me..

biskarsgards:

You have to get in line sweetie there are many of us.